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Never sold cause I have no idea what I’m doing. Just going to let it ride till can buy a house one day

I sold amc for about $900,000 profit. Lost it all 7 months later. My ex gf left me shortly after. and I said fuck USA and left to live in Thailand and Bali for a year 🥂

I started with the meme stock DJT with initial deposit 4k. The stock pumped crazily and I gained 9k5 after the first option ever. After that, day trading SPY option was quite well. Until I was overwhelmed with a single trade and lost it all. I post here to remind me and whoever out there want to gain some from the market, have a hope and improve yourself. I’ll be back with another episode.

Biden came out today officially announcing plans for the DEA to ease Marijuana restrictions at a federal level. While several states have already taken action, reclassifying the drug federally could have monumental effects on the industry. I am going LONG on this industry. What are your guys plays?? The TOKE etf is a great way to play industry wide. But I'm in the mood to hear some insane bets from you degenerates. Let's hear the good stuff. The best you got. I want maximum overdrive, extremely well regarded stuff. One name with over one hundred percent of float shorted is BCAN, and I think the price action today was the beginning of something potentially remarkable. Let's light up, get our ape on, and reach new all time highs babyyy

"A staggering 98 percent of Tesla owners decide not to keep using their self-driving technology after their trial period, data shows. Tesla charges customers $8,000 for the full self-driving technology, which has divided opinion since being unveiled by the company. Statistics from YipitData found that only two percent of new Tesla owners continue using the technology after the trial period." https://www.the-express.com/finance/business/137709/tesla-self-driving-elon-musk-china

MT NEWSWIRES2:09 PM ET 5/16/2024 02:10 PM EDT,05/16/2024(MT Newswires) -- (Updates throughout with President Biden's announcement of the marijuana reclassification, DOJ statement) The Biden administration on Thursday reclassified marijuana to a less-restrictive category. PresidentJoe Bidensaid cannabis is being moved to Schedule III category, which means it has both medical benefits and some potential for abuse, from Schedule I, which is the most severe classification under the Controlled Substances Act. "Too many lives have been upended because of our failed approach to marijuana. So today, u/TheJusticeDept is taking the next step to reclassify marijuana from a Schedule I to a Schedule III drug under federal law," Biden said in a post on X. In a video message accompanying his post, Biden said Thursday's announcement "builds on the work we've already done to pardon a record number of federal offenses for simple possession of marijuana." At Scheduled III category, marijuana's classification was the same as heroin. In a statement,The Department of Justicesaid it has submitted a notice of proposed rulemaking to theFederal Registerto initiate a formal rulemaking process for the cannabis reclassification. The procedure also requires notice to the public and an opportunity for comment and an administrative hearing, it said. #Cannibas Stocks are going to RUN. T L R Y

Total 160k loss. Please help

https://www.marijuanamoment.net/biden-makes-historic-marijuana-rescheduling-announcement-applauding-monumental-move-to-reverse-longstanding-inequities/ President Joe Biden has announced that his administration is officially moving to reschedule marijuana under federal law, applauding the “monumental” action that follows an extensive administrative review that he directed. The Justice Department will soon post its proposed rule to move cannabis from Schedule I to Schedule III under the Controlled Substances Act (CSA) in the Federal Register, a senior administration official said on Thursday. There will then be a 60-day public comment period before the rule is potentially finalized. “This is monumental,” Biden said in a video announcing the rescheduling news. “Today my administration took a major step to reclassify marijuana from a Schedule I to a Schedule III drug. It’s an important move towards reversing longstanding inequities.” **this is a major tax change with 280e removed for equities. Secondly - new paradigm shift in america as cannabis is classified as a medicine**

You were right to trust a trustless system. The incentive structure works. It attracts everyone. The US senate overruled the SEC's decision to deny banks from holding BTC. 937 US companies officially hold BTC ETFs in their balance sheets. The state of Wisconsin purchased $163 million in bitcoin ETFs in the first quarter. El Salvador, Lugano have made it legal tender. Suriname is considering it as well. India is coming around. SEBI is willing to regulate it based on international standards. Hong Kong ETFs are being presented to mainland China. None of what is happening now could have been imagined just 5 years ago. The OGs were right all along.

from being down 40k to being up 40k!!! should i retire from investing while i’m still up?

The United States under the Biden administration is leading something of a coalition and is trying to squeeze the Chinese out of the market. The goal is very simply to prevent the Chinese from swamping industries that the Biden Administration is attempting to develop both domestic and foreign. The Chinese will respond to this by increasing their subsidies even more than they already do, which will force those involved to simply up their tariffs, they’ll then attempt to put it in any market they can, which will really only be the developing world. In Europe, it isn't a question of whether they'll be tariffs but how high. Under the European Commission, 40% is what's likely as of right now, though the chances of that increasing is relatively high. And as China continues to age on top of tariifs, cheap goods will slowly disappear and eventually reemerge with a ‘Made in Mexico’ or ‘Made in Vietnam’ sticker in about a decade if everything goes right.

Firstly I think mods I Deserve a flair for my consistent & Immaculate gains. What’s gotten me here has been pure luck I have 0 clue as to how tf I’ve been so consistent I look for value and scalp SPY, currently have an absolute banger position I don’t want to share that I will share with mods if needed!

Chart says it's ready..so I'm.

Think about it, the market always crashes at a fed pivot so we just should never pivot. we could make no actual products and have no one be able to afford anything, but that’s irrelevant. you just pump, hype, take on new debt, dilute shares to get cash flow, up guidance on cash flow from dilution and if you ever miss estimates just announce buy backs with the diluted cash. Just infinite pump. Plus why can’t we just secretly give the bank printed cash. The public doesn’t even have to know we can just sell our children’s futures for short term gain AGI is coming, sure we have only seen 2% of all ai promises and sure powerful bots can’t really challenge the system because that would require controversy in any direction but full self driving is only two years away, and next year it will be two years away.

Just about caught the top boys. About $10k—> $108k I’m buying a house. Godspeed.

**PG&E ruined mine and everyone I know's life.** Deadass. Corporate greed and negligence caused the Camp Fire, killing almost 100 and destroying 19k structures. There's a couple of good documentaries on Netflix. 95% of a town of 27,000 was wiped out. Completely destroyed like a nuke went off. You can't imagine.... So here's the story, DD, TA, and some fucking rage for those corporate criminals **Fire** PG&E was supposed to turn off the power due to weather conditions - they announced this 4 days ahead of time. But they didn't, to turn an extra dime, and go figure: it started a massive fire. Soon, chunks of bark were flying miles across the sky, due to the high winds, igniting the town from all sides. Spreading at a football field a minute, they'd say. But that's not even where we stopped get fucked over by these assholes 1. **The Trust** As compensation for ruining our lives, destroying our community, and murdering loved ones, they were liable for some 17.1b in damages. Of course they deserve to go bankrupt, dissolved, jailed, but California votes against this option. They issued a trust, funded with 13.5b for the settlement - but not in cash in fucking $PCG stock after destroying the town and dropping over -93% ..... 2**. waiting** figuring life out, homelessness, clothes etc. The money was supposed to help with all that. It would be a few years before getting any of it, though, leaving survivors SOL. All the while, the lawyers and admins in charge of distributing the trust rack up $98 million in fees. Anyways here's the kicker, and why survivors struggled without this money for years. The stock that funded the wasn't enough to make the payouts. We would have to wait, , to recover. We saved NOTHING, none of our belongings, home, car, clothes nothing escaped from this fire. And we were holding our breath on a setup that needs years of accumulation. They seriously paid the trust in worthless stock and said wait for it to bounce. Let's just say PG&E had better lawyers than whoever was representing survivors. **3. Trust sold out** We're all sucking hopium that PG&E, the company the ruined all our lives, gets a nice rally in. So we can buy shoes. But finally they start making payments. At some point they had to sell. Couldn't tell everyone to "just wait another couple of years for recovery" while a large percentage of survivors are \*still\* homeless. It won't be 100% of what the lawsuit entailed, but 3.5 years later, we got something. You know where I'm putting it. As of December, the trust has sold all of the stock. 5 years to sell 477 million shares, nearly a quarter of the float. 4, Chart Simple idea - main resistance is top of relief bounce. The trust was finishing a sale of 67.7 million shares in december into that first rejection, check CVD. This time it should blast straight through it's time to gap up as from $12 to $15. The market is in a perfect place and it's showing the momentum it needs on ltf You guys probably wouldn't get it, but I've been waiting 5 years for this setup. Take the trade Black Scholes simply isn't pricing in that it will pump after they sell my shares Now that none of the families they hurt benefit, it'll full send. Fuck PG&E. $18.5c 5/17

Boeing has violated a 2021 agreement that shielded it from criminal prosecution after two 737 Max disasters left 346 people dead overseas, the Department of Justice told a federal judge in a court filing Tuesday. According to the DOJ, Boeing failed to "design, implement, and enforce a compliance and ethics program to prevent and detect violations of the U.S. fraud laws throughout its operations." The government has not yet decided if it will pursue prosecution of Boeing, but lawyers representing families of the victims who died in the crash said they hope to see further action in the case. https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2024/05/14/boeing-department-of-justice-criminal-liability/73692655007/

Hi guys, I’m a 23 year old in college, and yesterday I woke up a millionaire. Should I buy some hookers, Pokemon cards, or cocaine? I gambled my entire life savings of $250k on 2037 calls of $4.5 AMC on Monday and sold yesterday morning. Thanks for reading.